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Thursday, May 15, 2008

It Doesn't Work Like That 

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Sexy Facial Hair of the 70s 

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Monday, May 12, 2008

Badly Phrased Title 

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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

An Attack of Heavy Hair 

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Monday, April 28, 2008

Creepy Talking Icicles 



Unfortunately, the cough drops did nothing for Billy's schizophrenic hallucinations...

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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Horsey Jokies 

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Monday, April 21, 2008

Found At The Scene of Muscle Hedd's Death 

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Friday, April 18, 2008

Spring Loaded Hat 

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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Water's Bad For Your Hair 



I like to think that can in the next to last panel is actual size...

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Monday, April 14, 2008

It Must Work For You 

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Someday, I Will Sleep 

Until then, you're going to have to settle for more random nonsense:


I think I found the prototype for all those "how to get your, *snicker*, 'girl-friend' to read comics" articles...

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Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Still Tired, More Nonsense 


from Showcase # 69

As if any Archie super-hero books were ever real competition for DC books...

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Friday, April 04, 2008

Vittles for Victory 

From School Day Romances #2 comes Ginger Snapp in a story of football and cross-dressing:













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Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Danny's Tranny In Action 

I know, I'm twelve...but I spent a whole gosh-darn buck on this comic, and I intend to get some use out of it:



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Monday, March 31, 2008

Getting My Hopes Up 

From The Topper Book of 1977



Ooo-er, missus! This should be a good 'un!



Oh...that's not the kind of "tranny" I thought you meant...

(Why would a radio make things grow? What the hell is wrong with the British?)

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Friday, March 28, 2008

More Inexplicable Gag Strips 



from Adventures of Jerry Lewis #93...y'all didn't want to see any panels from the Jerry Lewis story, did you?

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Monday, March 24, 2008

The Good Old Days 



When your gag-strips didn't have to be funny or make sense to get published...

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Friday, March 21, 2008

Multiple Uses! 

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

One Day I'll Kill You 

































from Ken Shannon #3, pencils believed to be by Reed Crandall.

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Monday, March 17, 2008

And So That Was That 

I really can't decide if I want to write up anything more about Wizard World, especially since Mike pretty well covered it. The dealer's area alternately depressed, angered and overwhelmed me, and I think in future I'm just going to have to stay in the Artist's Alley type areas, because as confusing as that was, at least I got to briefly chat with Amanda Connor, Jimmy Palmiotti and Todd Nauck and his wife Dawn, which was nice. I also meant to find Matt Maxwell again and give him some money for Strangeways, but I couldn't remember where in all that chaos he had been sitting.

So, I'll just share a couple of the good shots.

Here's a man beating a woman with a dead pig, from Ken Shannon #3. Forget all those new comics that are either too expensive or too cheap; just point me in the direction of coverless Golden and Silver age books at the next con and I'll be happy.


A trio of costume shots...I have NO IDEA how that last one ended up on my camera. Honest. I think Pete took it.




And finally, my first ever convention sketch, by Todd Nauck, which I'm absolutely thrilled with.


Nauck is drawing the upcoming American Dream series for Marvel and his creator-owned book Wildguard is returning to Image soon. I really like Nauck's work and he's not an artist I usually get to bring up here, so go out and buy those books and encourage more work from him.

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

For the Birthday Boys 

I got Lois Lane to strip for you...





Now Mike, Andrew and Jimmy Olsen are in an exclusive club!

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Give Mutant Scrooge Tribute! 



Huey, Dewey and Louis bowing down in worship of their substitute Mammon was a nice touch.

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Lost Treasure 

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Friday, March 07, 2008

History Repeating 

Heart Throbs #94 gives us an object lesson in the fragile nature of teen love:



With a delightful "meet cute" like that, how can their relationship go wrong?



Oh well...at least Ginny's learned an important lesson and isn't likely to repeat that mistake again.



sigh...

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Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Subtext? What Subtext? 

And now, another visit to the strange, psycho-sexual world of Jimmy Olsen:





(all panels from the story "The Son of Superman" reprinted in Showcase Presents: Superman Family Volume Two and not altered in any way whatsoever...)

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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Subtext? What Subtext? 



"Back off, Bill! This is Girls' Romances!"

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Sunday, March 02, 2008

Antique Store Finds 

The earliest known "LOL-animal":


"Saucy" post-card:

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Friday, February 29, 2008

Friday Night Fights 

More badassery with the Blue Devil:



No glass jaw on him

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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Unexpected Comics Beefcake 

Dan Cassidy, pre-Blue Devil







I think it's the side-burns that push him over the edge from "generically good-looking comics character" to "Whoa, Nelly!" territory...

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

I Guess You Practice On Your Cat... 



I only ever seem to find this ad in old romance comics. So I guess the horrible notion of a woman having some kind of a career is balanced out by presenting one in which she might meet a doctor.
I don't mind telling you, that second paragraph, with its "nah, you don't need any kind of edju-ma-cation, your good intentions are all you need to be a nurse" scares the shit out of me...

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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Genuine Swiss Watch 



Wouldn't it be better to co-ordinate your watch strap color with your evening dress, rather than just assume that because it's black it's going to go with your outfit?
Fashion is serious business people! Black only almost goes with everything!

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Monday, February 18, 2008

Muscle Building "Tools" 

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Friday, February 15, 2008

Friday Night Fights 

Tonight I steal from Chris Sims, instead of the other way around:



When he hits a bear, it stays hit.

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Ugh...The Sixties... 



Well, I suppose if you're going to be participating in any Laugh in cos-play, this is something...

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

East Meets West 



Blame Bully

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Pre-Post-Feminism 

And now, a little tid-bit from Young Love #96:




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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Boys, Beauty, & Popularity 

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Saturday, February 09, 2008

Paperback Book Club 



Shot in the Dark, 1950, edited by Judith Merril.
Cover illustration by H.E. Bishcoff of Leigh Brackett's The Halfling

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Friday, February 08, 2008

Friday Night Fights 

And now, a brief scene from the courtin' days of Jonathan and Martha Kent:


The ring-master

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Thursday, February 07, 2008

Lest We Forget 

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Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Your Role in the Cold War 

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Monday, January 28, 2008

Girls! It's Here! 



What the heck is that thing?



Is that supposed to be cute?



Because it just comes off as creepy.



Uhm...



I may never sleep again...

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Green Arrow: Always Was An Unmitigated Ass 

Hey, who's the poster boy for condescending liberals? Why, Ollie Queen of course!


"Hey, what about the presumption of innocence?"
"That's the way The Man does things, my noble savage friend."
"You ARE The Man! Asshole."



"And just like the white man 'borrowed' your people's lands!"
"I just killed three men with my bare hands, Mr. Arrow, sir...one more life sentence won't make much difference to me."


"That's right! I'm going to college, to major in hotel and restaurant management, and then I'm coming back here to open a casino, and take advantage of your people's vice for profit! And I'll fund my education by selling pot and mushrooms to hippies who think that a weekend of drug use puts them in touch with thousands of years of my culture!"
"That's the spirit, kid!"

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Friday, January 18, 2008

Friday Night Fights: Romance & Misogyny Edition 

And now, the macho men spar over a girl:







And now, an object lesson for the ladies in being a tease:





Say, who published this anywa-

Oh, yeah...well, that would explain it...

The all knowing one

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Thursday, January 17, 2008

Manly Chest...Firm Bust 



Weight-loss scam? Or thrilling sci-fi jumpsuit?

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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

She's Just Not That Into You 

Proper phone etiquette when dealing with David Cassidy:



"But my brother Shaun wants to put you in a remake of American Gothic!"
"Never call here again!"



Let's see, Shirley Jones is looking away from David, and her hand is covering her mouth...both are "tells" for bad liars...
Bless her, that's a considerate mother, trying to reassure the boy that it's not him girls find loathsome...

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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Stalking Made Easy 

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Monday, January 14, 2008

Like David Does 



Man, I'm sure glad the days when companies could sell any old junk by slapping a minor celebrities name on it are long past, aren't you?

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Friday, January 11, 2008

Friday Night Fights: Romance Edition 

Young Love #96 extolls the virtue of being a lover and a fighter:



The sweet caress of the fist

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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Beware the Lazy Post 

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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

...And Convalescents 



Wow...she sure is useful...
And she's at drug stores everywhere, you say?
Kind of saucy ad for the fifties, ain't it?



Oh, it's a diet pill ad. Never mind.

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Monday, January 07, 2008

Every Little Girl's Dream 

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Thursday, January 03, 2008

Just Plain Text 

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Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Recontextualize! 



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Monday, December 31, 2007

We're Back 

With scenes from "The Secret of the Centuries"...



Yes, that's right, Karl Marx was a tool of Satan.
(I got my hands on a small mountain of anti-Communist material from the fifties lately, and I keep debating whether it's scan-able. It's not "funny ha-ha" and the humor I find in it is far too James Lileks-ish for my personal comfort. I mean, if finding humor in old anti-Communist material is going to turn me into a xenophobic right-wing crank, I don't want to find it funny, you know?)

Ah well, here's a random Night Gallery episode:

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Monday, December 24, 2007

He Had It Coming 

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Friday, December 21, 2007

Free Gifts! 



The question ads like this always raise for me is: "How expensive was pantyhose and color film in 1973 that this lady is so excited about getting them for free?" Did we just skip the chapter on the Great Pantyhose Shortage of '72 in my history class?

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Thursday, December 20, 2007

Scooter Exploits Women 




Remember girls, prostituting yourself is a great way to earn extra money for the holiday season.

Remember, sex sells:

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Never Love A Sailor Man 



Hmmm...is that a brush-off, or is he making eye contact with the sailor behind her?



Yeah...his "career"...sure. That's why he doesn't want to see you...

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Subtext? What Subtext? 



"Do you like movies about gladiators, son?"

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Friday, December 14, 2007

Friday Night Fights 

This is how all presidential debates should be conducted:


Your moderator for this evening

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Depressed