This is Bill. Bill’s bored. Bill doesn’t have very many friends, because the other kids always make fun of him. He’s withdrawn and a bit of an anti-social loner. Naturally, his parents are concerned. So they go out and buy him something to help bring him out of himself.

Hey, it’s cheaper than a therapist.

Pete’s comic book collection continues to fascinate and horrify me…

Those shots are of the cast of Sea World Florida’s “Salute to the DC Superheroes.” As shown in Amazing World of DC Comics #14.
There are times I really miss the seventies. And there are times I really, really don’t.
I’ll leave you all to figure out which it is in this case.

(I was all of two when this magazine came out.)

Gaze into the cruel, soulless eyes of the Bulgarian vegetable flavored cheese puff snack mascot!
Even the strongest of men wet themselves in terror when they see his visage!

(Why yes, I am a bit punchy after work today. Why do you ask?)

I can’t stop staring at Darkseid’s fro.

What exactly was Marvel trying to imply about little boys who wanted to dress up as Captain America?

Baby Huey’s Great Easter Adventure

Starring Marcia Brady, Hedley Lamarr and First Krishna, directed by Flounder

Because nothing says “celebrate the death and resurrection of our Lord and Savior” quite like a giant, mentally-disabled duck wearing a diaper.

Blame Mike, he’s the one who insisted I dig up these scans.

Because if it were up to me, the only comic-book movie I’d post pictures from would be this one:

Someone, somewhere, is almost certainly masturbating to this image:

“Lion Voltron and Vehicle Voltron together!!! Can’t…get…pants…off…fast…enough…“