Captain America is apparently allergic to sparkly stars? Because that ninja never came near him.
Wolverine thinks the best way to treat someone for blood loss is to strip them and dress them in a skimpy nightie? That must have made some of those nights with Havok awkward.
The sole reason for this issue, other than continuity wanking over Wolverine meeting Captain America, is to have Jim Lee draw Black Widow and Psylocke in sexy poses, but we’re meant to take this Claremontian “isn’t the objectification of women terrible” aside seriously?
Did Betsy get dressed in the dark? Those shoes with that dress? Not to mention that dress? And those gloves? Wasn’t this woman a model at some point?
Seriously, what the fuck is up with those gloves?
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As some of you may be aware, an incomplete rough-cut of the forthcoming X-Men Origins: Wolverine film made it’s way onto the internet last week. I didn’t bother to try to find a copy for myself, because honestly, Ryan Reynolds’ arms are worth paying full price to see on the big screen. Plus, having seen incomplete cuts of films before, I know that they’re very hard to watch. I didn’t want an incomplete film with no special effects to prejudice me against what looks like the most romantic male/male love story to come from Hollywood in years.
Which didn’t stop me from reading plot summations from those who did potentially violate copyright laws by downloading it.
Hey, I’m only human. And besides, I wanted to know if I was right about how very, very gay the film looks.
Plus, I guess we see Hugh Jackman’s naked ass in this film. That’s almost an argument in favor of buying a Blu-Ray player right there.
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