Special Bonus
Quite possibly the most homoerotic dance-number in film history:

Melanie Bush…the only companion to leave the Doctor because she preferred a bit of rough trade.

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BONUS: The Many Moods of Steve Trevor

Easily Offended

Self Pitying

Threatening Jerk

Geeze, Jen, he’s your brother for cripes sake! Quit hanging off him like that!

Passive Aggressive Manipulator

So, let’s review. Straight Obsidian=emotional basket case prone to violence and aggression and increasing madness leading to eventual attempt to destroy the world. Gay Obsidian=happy, well-adjusted hero.

And Gay Obsidian has been reduced to a glorified security system because certain writers and artists irrationally prefer the unstable lunatic with a sister complex…