“Say, Jay, what happened to Joan? Weren’t you supposed to be bringing her?”
“Well, I certainly didn’t vibrate her atoms into a wall because she threatened to tell you and Ted about my premature ejaculation problem, if that’s what you’re implying Alan.”
“What?”
“Nothing.”
“Did someone say ejaculation?”
“Not now, Ted.”

Once you’ve gone cosmic entity from before time began, you never go back, baby!

Korak’s milkshake brings all the Red Chinese to the jungle…

These days, advertising “tops for teens” will get you five to twenty.

Kanvasback’s friend looks awfully eager to grease him up…I’m going to overlook the bear comment because, frankly, Kanvas doesn’t really look like the typical type bears go for.

Well, that’s oddly phrased, but it seems innocent enough…

Oh, wait…not with that pose it ain’t.
Hey, don’t judge them, they’re ancient Greeks.

The closest you’re going to get to context out of me…

It’s somebody’s birthday today, so I’ve decided to be lazy and just post some vaguely subtextual face-kicking scenes…