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from <i>Contest of Champions</i> #1

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“Say, Jay, what happened to Joan? Weren’t you supposed to be bringing her?”
“Well, I certainly didn’t vibrate her atoms into a wall because she threatened to tell you and Ted about my premature ejaculation problem, if that’s what you’re implying Alan.”
“What?”
“Nothing.”
“Did someone say ejaculation?”
“Not now, Ted.”

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Once you’ve gone cosmic entity from before time began, you never go back, baby!

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Korak’s milkshake brings all the Red Chinese to the jungle…

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These days, advertising “tops for teens” will get you five to twenty.

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Kanvasback’s friend looks awfully eager to grease him up…I’m going to overlook the bear comment because, frankly, Kanvas doesn’t really look like the typical type bears go for.

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Well, that’s oddly phrased, but it seems innocent enough…


Oh, wait…not with that pose it ain’t.
Hey, don’t judge them, they’re ancient Greeks.

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The closest you’re going to get to context out of me…

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