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And Then There Was The Time…

Dorian — Mon, 09 May 2011 07:01:53 +0000

…that Moebius drew a comic where Batman was spanked by a transvestite.

World’s Greatest Detective

Dorian — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 08:01:32 +0000

Clue One: Sparklies!

Dorian — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 08:01:15 +0000

So, there was this one time that Batman got tricked by a crazy old sailor into thinking that Superman was a vampire:

The Downside of Fame

Dorian — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 08:01:00 +0000

How the Wayne Family Keeps Their Fortune

Dorian — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 08:01:18 +0000

Bruce Wayne, Pessimist

Dorian — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:01:37 +0000

Confused Batman is Confused

Dorian — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:20:00 +0000

Batman at Bat

Dorian — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 16:25:00 +0000

“I don’t get it, Clark. I can do twelve backflips from a standing position, know a dozen ways to cripple a man with my pinkie, but I can’t hit a damn baseball.”
“Well, Bruce, I know when I was a kid, my dad took me out to the fields every day and practiced throwing and hitting a ball with me. It’s just a question of muscle memory.”
“…”
“Oh, right, sorry. I forgot.”
“Screw you, Clark.”

Black Canary Lets Him Down Easy

Dorian — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:01:00 +0000

Four issues later, Batman is still thinking about that time he kissed Black Canary. Instead of paying attention to the JLA’s monitors.

Of course, Green Arrow being Green Arrow, he’s just got to be an asshole about it…

And then, this;

Let’s review that kiss, shall we:

That’s how Black Canary kisses her brother, huh? And I thought the Superman/Supergirl relationship was as creepily incestuous as the DCU got…

Given that this is Batman we’re talking about, I vote for option two.

Things We Don’t See Enough Of

Dorian — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:50:00 +0000

Did…did I just see Aquaman mouth off? To Batman?

I think we now know what really lead to the creation of Brother I…Arthur hurting Bruce’s feelings.