Problem is, I can’t decide which one to go with…

Postmodern Duck

Postmodern Turtle

Postmodern Carp

Postmodern Abandoned Furniture In The Woods

Postmodern Extreme Close-Up Toy Photography

Postmodern Ginger Cats

The question I keep coming back to, nearly 30 years after I sent this card is “Just how big were those ants that I thought they were more interesting than burros?”

I showed this picture to Pal Kevin and his response was “omg 1976 orgy.” I find it hard to disagree with his assessment.

I like the barely in focus couple in the background watching the unsuccessful flirtation in the middle-ground. Dude, if she’s staring wistfully at the giant Tom Collins, you’re not getting laid.

This picture looks like something out of every straight porn film made in the 70s.

If you’re wearing special “Harvey Wallbanger” shirts and putting up “Harvey Wallbanger” decorations for your “Harvey Wallbanger” themed party…I think you might be an alcoholic.

I’m not quite sure how to explain it, but this image somehow encapsulates everything I’ve ever seen of advertising design in the 70s.

Candle-light is an intriguing, though frustrating, light source…

My front porch is the birdie equivalent of “Make Out Point.” This is the little bastard who built his nest in my roof.

Here is a dog photo begging to be LOL-ized:

And here is an arty, pretentious shot of a cow: