More badassery with the Blue Devil:

No glass jaw on him

Pushing you to the brink

Tonight I steal from Chris Sims, instead of the other way around:

When he hits a bear, it stays hit.

And now, a brief scene from the courtin’ days of Jonathan and Martha Kent:

The ring-master

Really Simon? Really?

Let’s go to the tape:

Wonder Man, you just got taken out by one of the Beast’s villains.
Turn your Avengers ID in to Jarvis on your way out. We’ll send you your things.

How did that fight turn out, anyway?

Tigra talked him out of attacking.
Tigra, of all people.

The Hero of the Beach

And now, the macho men spar over a girl:

And now, an object lesson for the ladies in being a tease:

Say, who published this anywa-

Oh, yeah…well, that would explain it…

The all knowing one

Young Love #96 extolls the virtue of being a lover and a fighter:

The sweet caress of the fist

How hard does this dude hit?

Hard enough to knock the color off of both of them!

Round 1

This is how all presidential debates should be conducted:

Your moderator for this evening

How did Batman earn his reputation as the world’s greatest detective?

Because criminals in Gotham are frickin’ idiots.

Knows if his shoelace is tied. Knows if your shoelace is tied.