Archive for the “fan service” Category
Mar 01 2011
May 29 2009
(For those keeping track, that was an era of the show that new show-runner Steven Moffat has praised.)
Uhm, yeah, thanks for that not at all slightly creepy endorsement there, Steve. I guess the Straight Agenda is already rearing its ugly head.
Oh, well, why fight fate. Here you go, straight boys:
At least she’s not dry-humping a Dalek in that shot.
As it is with every new season, the rumor the return of The Rani to Doctor Who has reared its head. Now, I’m probably opening myself up to a complete loss of credibility here, but…I actually kind of like the Rani. In theory. Her premiere in The Mark of the Rani had potential that was crushed under the weight of all the other problems of the Colin Baker era of Who, and perhaps the less said about Time and the Rani the better. But that core idea, of a Time Lord renegade who isn’t properly a villain, just completely amoral in her dedication to pure science and who views non-Gallifreyean life-forms as little more than lab animals, is solid and a welcome change of pace from the lunatic antics of The Master. Heck, in Mark I think she spends more time berating the Master than she does the Doctor. And then Kate O’Mara played her as Joan Collins in a space suit.
But just because the Rani hasn’t been done well before, that doesn’t mean that she can’t be done well in the future! And so, let’s take a quick look at some of the leading contenders for the role, and why it may or may not be a good idea to cast them.
With bonus inexplicable punch-line.
(And no, the problem with this picture isn’t that it’s the illustration for a story about Conan traveling to Earth-2 to meet his other-dimensional twin Konar, King of Aquiloria and his wife, Zenoria.)
(No, I’m not making that up…that’s really the plot of the story…it’s almost as goofy as the issue where Conan and Robert E. Howard team-up to fight evil Mexicans…)