Here I am playing King of Comic Book Mountain! Look at all the nifty comics!

That nice boy Aaron is helping a customer but that Mike guy kept trying to pet me! Grrr! Doesn’t he know I’m a rough and tough guard dog! My comics! Mine!

Oh no! Mike locked me up in a display case because I growled at him! Help! Help! I’m surrounded by horrible T&A comics!

The horrible comics made me faint! To recover, Daddy Dor put me on top of some DC horror comics! Ahh, that will cure anything! Even a near fatal exposure to Witchblade!

Whoops! I accidentally looked at some X-Men comics from the 90s! And then I had a different kind of accident! I’m so embarrassed!

Finally home! I was so exhausted, Daddy Dor made a little bed for me out of all the comics I bought today! I’ve got the bestest bed in the whole wide world!

Hey hey hey! It wouldn’t be a day out for puppy without some face-kicking action! Face kicking is what comics are all about! And no one can kick faces like Plastic Man! Here’s Plastic Man kicking an albino in the face!

Face kicking!

The Rubberband by Lal & Mike Waterson: If Plastic Man, Elongated Man and Jimmy Olsen all got together and formed an folk band in the sixties, I just bet they would have sung this song! It’s a nifty song! It’s about rubber-bands! And even though the song isn’t about Plastic Man, Elongated Man or Jimmy Olsen, they’ve all got kind of rubbery types of powers, so the song is kind of like them, in a very tangential sort of way!