“Something’s wrong with tomorrow” is an absolutely brilliant, pure Superman sentence.
Did they make Evil Wildcat pink?
I can still never decide if this song is misogynistic or misandristic.
Archive for the “Carol Channing” Category
Race in the Kentucky Derby
Bicycle across the Antarctic
Translate the Voynich Manuscript
Say the word “bukake”
Agree to star in a remake of Skidoo
Jump over a shark on water-skis
Go on a white-water rafting trip with Ned Beatty, Jon Voight and Burt Reynolds
Release a sex-tape
The last time we played, it was Words Carol Channing Should Never Say. This time, we’re going for something a little more ambitious.
Roles Carol Channing Should Never Play
Kira the Muse
The Man With No Name
Ennis Del Mar
Anything requiring her to wear a corset
Even though I have no interest in what sounds like a rather mean-spirited version of Candid Camera, I suppose I should go see Borat now, before the inevitable flood of lawsuits results in getting it pulled from theaters and edited.
Heterosexism in action:
See, I keep telling you people he’s a jerk, but no one listens to me. And he’s dead right about Spider-Man 3.
This was always a popular one with Mike and I back in the old “working together” days, and I’m glad to know that the unfaithful creep fellow keeps up the tradition with the new guys.
Words Carol Channing Should Never Say