<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491</id><updated>2009-01-05T00:24:56.983-08:00</updated><title type='text'>(postmodernbarney.com)</title><subtitle type='html'>Pop-Culture Commentary</subtitle><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/atom.xml'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1807</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-8793595528206231160</id><published>2009-01-05T00:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-05T00:24:57.018-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='memes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='men'/><title type='text'>Rub-a-dub-a-dubby</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/8793595528206231160/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=8793595528206231160' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/8793595528206231160'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/8793595528206231160'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/01/rub-dub-dubby.html' title='Rub-a-dub-a-dubby'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-1149757601011261356</id><published>2009-01-03T09:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-03T09:57:46.166-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Doctor Who'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PBBC'/><title type='text'>Paperback Book Club</title><summary type='text'>

Doctor Who: The Happiness Patrol, 1990, Graeme Curry
The Doctor overthrows the government of a thinly veiled Margaret Thatcher in a single night. Ah, the 90s...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/1149757601011261356/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=1149757601011261356' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/1149757601011261356'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/1149757601011261356'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/01/paperback-book-club.html' title='Paperback Book Club'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-4067662899841977765</id><published>2008-12-31T10:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-31T10:28:04.505-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ed Fury'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='men'/><title type='text'>Ed Fury Says:</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/4067662899841977765/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=4067662899841977765' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/4067662899841977765'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/4067662899841977765'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/ed-fury-says.html' title='Ed Fury Says:'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-3057985696460623524</id><published>2008-12-30T09:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-30T09:55:17.967-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wildcat'/><title type='text'>Gratuitous Wildcat Shot</title><summary type='text'>

Employee Aaron made me this for Christmas. He knows me well.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/3057985696460623524/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=3057985696460623524' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/3057985696460623524'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/3057985696460623524'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/gratuitous-wildcat-shot.html' title='Gratuitous Wildcat Shot'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-7634358987272619489</id><published>2008-12-29T00:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-29T00:01:00.258-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Marvel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='my fanboy entitlement is showing again'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nerds ruin everything'/><title type='text'>I Miss Bill Jemas</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/7634358987272619489/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=7634358987272619489' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/7634358987272619489'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/7634358987272619489'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/i-miss-bill-jemas.html' title='I Miss Bill Jemas'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-6849895291662433188</id><published>2008-12-27T09:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-27T09:46:46.966-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Discworld'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PBBC'/><title type='text'>Paperback Book Club</title><summary type='text'>

Witches Abroad, 1991, Terry Pratchett
And the parade of...interesting character interpretations continues.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/6849895291662433188/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=6849895291662433188' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/6849895291662433188'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/6849895291662433188'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/paperback-book-club_27.html' title='Paperback Book Club'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-6665684768634398021</id><published>2008-12-26T09:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-26T09:41:25.936-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pogo'/><title type='text'>And a Happy Boxing Day, Too</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/6665684768634398021/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=6665684768634398021' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/6665684768634398021'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/6665684768634398021'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/and-happy-boxing-day-too.html' title='And a Happy Boxing Day, Too'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-5147327053927158086</id><published>2008-12-25T00:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-25T00:01:00.735-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pogo'/><title type='text'>Walla Walla Wash 'n Kalamazoo</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/5147327053927158086/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=5147327053927158086' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/5147327053927158086'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/5147327053927158086'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/walla-walla-wash-n-kalamazoo.html' title='Walla Walla Wash &apos;n Kalamazoo'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-4111924854607507050</id><published>2008-12-24T11:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-24T11:39:33.375-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='links'/><title type='text'>Christmas Eve Links For You</title><summary type='text'>
Good news, everyone! Dave Campbell is blogging again, at The Society for the Advancement of Dave. And you know what that means: we can stop pretending that Chris Sims is funny!
(I kid. A little. Maybe.)

Also, check out Dave's awesometastic new video:


Speaking of Sims, he has a Christmas themed web-comic up at the Flashback Universe: The Saturn Knight Before Christmas.

Speaking of web-comics,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/4111924854607507050/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=4111924854607507050' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/4111924854607507050'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/4111924854607507050'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/christmas-eve-links-for-you.html' title='Christmas Eve Links For You'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-5109937675747675890</id><published>2008-12-23T11:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-23T11:32:53.060-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='DC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vintage'/><title type='text'>What You Need</title><summary type='text'>Some mornings, it's a picture of Wildcat groping Power Girl


"Karen didn't seem to like that much, Ted."
"Yeah, well, that's what Joan said last night, Jay."
"What?"
"You heard me!"
"But it doesn't make sense..."
"Yeah, well, that's what she said."
"What?"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/5109937675747675890/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=5109937675747675890' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/5109937675747675890'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/5109937675747675890'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/what-you-need.html' title='What You Need'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-5885264253925065707</id><published>2008-12-22T09:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-22T10:19:03.355-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='movies'/><title type='text'>Let Me Save You $10</title><summary type='text'>Here, in a nutshell, is the moral of The Tale of Despereaux:


Pretty is always Good and always Right. If, inconceivably, Pretty is somehow Wrong, you are obliged to forgive Pretty. Because Pretty is always Good and Right and Pretty being Wrong must have somehow been your own fault.
By the same token, Ugly is always Bad and Wrong. Even if Ugly isn't actually Bad right now, eventually they will do</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/5885264253925065707/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=5885264253925065707' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/5885264253925065707'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/5885264253925065707'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/let-me-save-you-10.html' title='Let Me Save You $10'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-7221380657222876720</id><published>2008-12-20T08:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-20T08:57:58.137-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Discworld'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PBBC'/><title type='text'>Paperback Book Club</title><summary type='text'>

Hogfather, 1996, Terry Pratchett
That's certainly an...interesting artistic interpretation of Susan.
(I forewent my annual re-reading of this book this year in favor of rereading the witch books. I'm more in a Nanny Ogg mood.)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/7221380657222876720/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=7221380657222876720' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/7221380657222876720'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/7221380657222876720'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/paperback-book-club_20.html' title='Paperback Book Club'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-6522319928662504259</id><published>2008-12-18T12:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-18T12:03:53.443-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='DC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vintage'/><title type='text'>Jay Garrick: Ladies Man</title><summary type='text'>

"Say, Jay, what happened to Joan? Weren't you supposed to be bringing her?"
"Well, I certainly didn't vibrate her atoms into a wall because she threatened to tell you and Ted about my premature ejaculation problem, if that's what you're implying Alan."
"What?"
"Nothing."
"Did someone say ejaculation?"
"Not now, Ted."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/6522319928662504259/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=6522319928662504259' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/6522319928662504259'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/6522319928662504259'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/jay-garrick-ladies-man.html' title='Jay Garrick: Ladies Man'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-6780547467144415788</id><published>2008-12-17T09:44:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-17T09:47:34.583-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='DC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vintage'/><title type='text'>Batman: Player</title><summary type='text'>

"Hey, Clark, I ever tell you about the time I tricked a female astronaut into thinking the Earth had been destroyed and we had to recreate the human species on an alien planet?"
"Yes, Bruce. You have. Many times. That's exactly the sort of behavior that I'm sure makes your parents proud of you."
"...Screw you, Clark."
"What, do I look like an astronaut to you?"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/6780547467144415788/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=6780547467144415788' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/6780547467144415788'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/6780547467144415788'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/batman-player.html' title='Batman: Player'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-2397963415787345944</id><published>2008-12-16T00:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-16T00:01:00.184-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='DC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vintage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='men'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='meta'/><title type='text'>Batman: Police Sketch Artist</title><summary type='text'>Who is the Dark Knight Detective on the hunt for? Could it be an alien time traveller?


Hollywood bad-boy and occasional nudist Scott Caan?


Skaro bad-boy and occasional nudist Dalek Caan?


Or, in a rare cross-over, is he hunting down an over-exposed X-Man?


Only you know for certain!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/2397963415787345944/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=2397963415787345944' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/2397963415787345944'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/2397963415787345944'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/batman-police-sketch-artist.html' title='Batman: Police Sketch Artist'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-258659355806274438</id><published>2008-12-15T10:19:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-15T10:21:29.918-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='DC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vintage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='go cry about it'/><title type='text'>Clark Kent: Poor Little Alien Boy</title><summary type='text'>

"*sob* They just didn't know...how much it hurt...to be Superboy, Bruce."
"What, am I your therapist now, Clark?"
"I'm sorry, Bruce, I just thought, you know, seeing your parents gunned down in front of you might make you more sensitive to the pain of child-hood."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/258659355806274438/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=258659355806274438' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/258659355806274438'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/258659355806274438'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/clark-kent-poor-little-alien-boy.html' title='Clark Kent: Poor Little Alien Boy'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-9087328576873787522</id><published>2008-12-13T07:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-13T07:52:53.789-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PBBC'/><title type='text'>Paperback Book Club</title><summary type='text'>

Cats Have No Lord, 1985, Will Shetterly
Well, maybe if they did, they would know to use proper spelling and grammar.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/9087328576873787522/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=9087328576873787522' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/9087328576873787522'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/9087328576873787522'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/paperback-book-club_13.html' title='Paperback Book Club'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-296770458778692754</id><published>2008-12-12T00:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T00:10:48.416-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='film'/><title type='text'>Trailer Reviews: December Batch</title><summary type='text'>Pay Full Price
Star Trek: I honestly never expected to find myself looking forward to a Star Trek movie. It helps, tremendously, that this actually looks a bit like the anti-Trek. A Trek in name only. In other words, the fact that everything about this film is pissing the holy hell out of the people whose fascination with the show turned it from an actual pop culture thing into the most </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/296770458778692754/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=296770458778692754' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/296770458778692754'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/296770458778692754'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/trailer-reviews-december-batch.html' title='Trailer Reviews: December Batch'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-4018925567072597909</id><published>2008-12-11T14:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-11T14:36:15.092-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='DC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vintage'/><title type='text'>Confused Batman is Confused</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/4018925567072597909/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=4018925567072597909' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/4018925567072597909'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/4018925567072597909'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/confused-batman-is-confused.html' title='Confused Batman is Confused'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-5145318984333136688</id><published>2008-12-10T08:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T08:29:05.792-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='DC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vintage'/><title type='text'>Batman at Bat</title><summary type='text'>

"I don't get it, Clark. I can do twelve backflips from a standing position, know a dozen ways to cripple a man with my pinkie, but I can't hit a damn baseball."
"Well, Bruce, I know when I was a kid, my dad took me out to the fields every day and practiced throwing and hitting a ball with me. It's just a question of muscle memory."
"..."
"Oh, right, sorry. I forgot."
"Screw you, Clark."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/5145318984333136688/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=5145318984333136688' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/5145318984333136688'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/5145318984333136688'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/batman-at-bat.html' title='Batman at Bat'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-598769660328906674</id><published>2008-12-09T08:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T08:18:13.557-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='DC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vintage'/><title type='text'>The Limitless Vanity of Lois Lane</title><summary type='text'>

"As you can see, Clark, my name is a mystical sigil which encompasses all the words of the English language."
"What about xylophone?"
"...Screw you, Clark."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/598769660328906674/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=598769660328906674' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/598769660328906674'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/598769660328906674'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/limitless-vanity-of-lois-lane.html' title='The Limitless Vanity of Lois Lane'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-9134790299351831565</id><published>2008-12-08T00:01:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-08T00:01:00.563-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Marvel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='meta'/><title type='text'>The Missing Last Page</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/9134790299351831565/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=9134790299351831565' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/9134790299351831565'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/9134790299351831565'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/missing-last-page_08.html' title='The Missing Last Page'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-5617718570318187805</id><published>2008-12-06T11:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-06T11:49:47.621-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PBBC'/><title type='text'>Paperback Book Club</title><summary type='text'>

Jem, 1979, fifth edition, Frederik Pohl
This book is outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/5617718570318187805/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=5617718570318187805' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/5617718570318187805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/5617718570318187805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/paperback-book-club.html' title='Paperback Book Club'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-228115479787411848</id><published>2008-12-05T08:58:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-05T09:00:16.897-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='DC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vintage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='meta'/><title type='text'>Meta-Commentary Ahoy!</title><summary type='text'>

This bit of unnecessary self-awareness brought to you in honor of Mike Sterling, defender of all unloved Bat-series.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/228115479787411848/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=228115479787411848' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/228115479787411848'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/228115479787411848'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/meta-commentary-ahoy.html' title='Meta-Commentary Ahoy!'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6815491.post-750304416425759875</id><published>2008-12-04T09:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-04T10:20:04.399-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fandom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nerds ruin everything'/><title type='text'>Question for the Ages</title><summary type='text'>An ongoing point of discussion with several of my friends and I is: which group of people is more prone to an over-developed sense of entitlement and the kind of narcissistic rage that can only come from an excess of privilege, video game fans or comic book fans? I mean, on the one hand, I've never seen comic book fans actually complain about publishers and artists actually expect to be paid for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/750304416425759875/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6815491&amp;postID=750304416425759875' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/750304416425759875'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6815491/posts/default/750304416425759875'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2008/12/question-for-ages.html' title='Question for the Ages'/><author><name>Dorian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14754097613320749614</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>