This is an actual thing:
That this exists hurts my brain a little. Still, even though the pun of the title is as obvious as the Bareback Mountain film was, I have to admit that it’s better than the straight porn parody of the sparkly vampire books: This Isn’t Twilight. No, really?
While we’re on the subject, did you know that there is luchadore themed gay porn?
Now, knowledge that there are films about luchadores having sex with each other? That warms my heart, strangely enough.
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That warms my heart as well. Oh wait, that’s not my heart.
CALIENTE.
I think there have been other Twilight twink porn parodies. And then there’s Oliver Twink and Betwinked (both actually not that bad, if you like twinks; they actually are funny, sort of).
And then there’s “Twink Whisperer”, which is so horribly awful, we’ve held gay-porn MSTY sessions with it.
Luchador gay porn, though? I must find this!
For some reason the “This AIn’t…” and simple “A Porn Parody” titles are becoming common. Quality control in porn is bad enough as it is, I don’t see why I should bother if they’re not even going to come up with an actual pun.
My first thought upon seeing that first image was “Twilight vampires don’t have fangs”.
That makes me sad; both because I know that bit of information and that it bothered me that a gay porn movie I’ll never see got that bit of information wrong.
Wait, how do they drink blood without fangs? Is it just really, really messy? Seems out of character for the franchise.
From what I understand, they tear their victims apart with their teeth and drink up the blood. The result makes it look like the victim was attacked by a wild animal. I agree, it does seem unusual considering the whole sparkly-Mormon thing they have going on otherwise.
Of course, vampires in folklore didn’t have fangs either. That little detail comes from the Victorian penny dreadful “Varney the Vampyre”. Which was not very good, but highly influential.
and apparently there’s a sequel to La Putiza, called La Putza 2: La Verganza.
Gotta track em both down now. My interest is piqued.