Soon, you will be able to own your own little plastic Jake Gyllenhaal.

Truly, these are the greatest days.

This is the cover of a professionally published comic book.

No joke, I just find it useful sometimes to remind people of what I mean when I say “we get the comics industry we deserve.”

It feels like it’s too easy to make fun of yet more “Coheed and Cambria” comics…
Still, I’d rather see “Tarkus” comics on the shelf.

Dynamite is releasing a new edition of Howard Chaykin’s Black Kiss, curiously not soliciting it in the Adult supplement. It’s not exactly “gay,” but it’s certainly GLBT, which is all I can say without spoiling a plot point. It’s…certainly Chaykin at his Chaykinest.
I liked it.

Yen Press is releasing a Twilight graphic novel, in a manhwa art style.

Because apparently what the property needed was more wispiness.

Nah, too easy.

This is a plush Nazi.

Oh, Japan…

Gayest Thing in Previews this month has to be this three-piece set of Warriors Three busts.

Oh, please, like those aren’t the biggest queens in Asgard. A bear, a twink and a leather daddy. They’re practically archetypal.

14 Responses to “Previews for Gays, March 2010”
  1. That’s not Slim Shady?

  2. skizelo says:

    Oh wow, that X-Men cover. Hourglass figures don’t work like that! And I’m hard pressed to pinpoint everything wrong with Emma Frost. The look of disgust is good though. I guess that makes sense.

  3. Seamus says:

    I’ve never thought of the Warriors Three like that, but now that you point it out I don’t know how I missed it.

  4. Sleestak says:

    Tan line on Storm? Y’know, 1970s Storm would slap the hell out of 2000 Storm.

  5. There’s an idea for Marvel – the Warriors Three come out of the closet and get thrown out of Asgard.

    Mythic hilarity ensues.

  6. El charro ninja says:

    Beast seems a little bit uncorfontable, while Scott’s eyes are gleaming with happiness…

  7. Captain Splendid says:

    I didn’t know Ollie Queen was a God. Explains a few things, though.

  8. GayProf says:

    I swear I saw that leather daddy on-line the other day…

  9. Evan Waters says:

    I think it’s actually very brave for them to start portraying Emma Frost as a little person. They need better comics representation.

  10. Rootbeer1 says:

    What with the facial hair, the twink is more like a musclebear. All three could be called bears, in truth.

  11. Kenneth182 says:

    LOL! The Warriors Three observation is spot on. I live in the Mission in SF. I wouldn’t look twice if I saw these three walking down the street in the Castro. Rather tame, really.

  12. Steve says:

    That X-Men art convinced me to avoid the project that artist is on board for. Usually art doesn’t deter me but DAMN…

  13. M says:

    Robo-Cylon-clops? The White Ho? Cashmere-shrinks-in-the-rain Storm?

  14. Laughed out loud at your Warrior Three insight – didn’t see that until now.

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