Nothing says “Easter” like chocolate in a coffee mug with a picture of Space Mengele on it.


Oh, I see they cast Tobey Maguire in the Doctor Who movie. Hmm? It’s a doll?
Well, that’s an easy mistake to make.


At last, the Ianto Jones Memorial Body Pillow is available! Extra-absorbent, repels tear stains!

It’s remotely possible that one of those items isn’t real.

(It’s totally the doll.)

7 Responses to “The Oncoming Merchandise Storm”
  1. Ilari Sani says:

    That’s not Tobey Maguire, it’s Tony Curtis!

  2. Mark Clapham says:

    The Ianto pillow is made of a special anti-static blend, to repel the hairs from your ten cats.

  3. mister terrific says:

    See, if these came from Japan I could totally believe the existence of the third one…

  4. elsie says:

    But Ianto pillows are only allowed to sleep with Captain Jack pillows!

    (I’ve been spending way too much time in TW fandom lately.)

  5. Bill D. says:

    My wife loves both body pillows and Ianto.

    That thing could very well end my marriage.

  6. What use is a Ianto who can’t make you tea?

  7. Captain Splendid says:

    Dammit, Ilari Sani beat me to it.

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