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Feb 03 2010

Golden Age Personal Ads

Posted by Dorian in text, vintage

“SWF seeks pulse and penis.”

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6 Responses to “Golden Age Personal Ads”
  1. Thom says:
    February 3, 2010 at 6:25 AM

    I have a shot!

  2. Sallyp says:
    February 3, 2010 at 12:20 PM

    Not to be rude or anything…but MOST women prefer their men alive. I know I do.

  3. elsie says:
    February 3, 2010 at 2:16 PM

    At the moment, my standards are pretty low: shovel the driveway and reach one shelf farther than I can.

    (If he can make it stop snowing here every weekend, that would be even better.)

  4. Dean says:
    February 3, 2010 at 3:10 PM

    Cue weeping EC-style zombie: ‘Why doesn’t she call?’

  5. MarkAndrew says:
    February 3, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    You guys scoff, but in the TWILIGHT era this makes her a freakish exception.

  6. Evan Waters says:
    February 3, 2010 at 9:44 PM

    That whole incident with Bernie forced her to raise her standards.

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