Sergeant Benton
Granted, Captain Yates might have been an easier pull, but Benton’s only significant relationship with a woman was taking his little sister out dancing. Plus, it’s hard to go wrong with a man in uniform.


Harry Sullivan
Yes, he’s That Guy. His attitude towards woman hovers right on that line between condescension and chauvinism. Which all just suggests a bit of over-compensation for something, doesn’t it?


Ian Chesterton
I hate the word “adorkable”, but Ian was geek-chic hotness before the 10th Doctor was a gleam in Rassilon’s eye. Plus, you know Barbara would never put out, so there’s a lot of pent up frustration bundled into those suits.


Captain Jack Harkness
Yeah, you’d probably need a full-body condom, given that he’s slept with half-the galaxy, but come on…who wouldn’t?


Steven Taylor
The best thing about trying to get Steven’s clothes off? You don’t have to look at that damn shirt.

Companions and Allies is one of the better Doctor Who guide-books I’ve come across. Even if Steve Tribe thinks Jackson Lake deserves as many pages of discussion as Jaime or the Brigadier.

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6 Responses to “TARDIS Totty”
  1. Phil says:

    you know Barbara would never put out

    You seemingly didn’t see how post-coital they are in the villa in “The Romans”.

  2. Mister Terrific says:

    Ian Marter was one of the best guests we ever brought over to our 80′s DW conventions. Incredibly gracious, a great conversationalist, and my wife still recalls watching him trot back from the swimming pool to his room sans suit and towel.

    There’s also the story of how he borrowed my typewriter during the 86 convention so that he could finish his novelization for “Tough Guys”, but that’s for another day.

  3. HermitIX says:

    OH come on, how could Jamie not make this list. He wore a kilt for god sakes!

    I can understand not including Adric because he really was a whiny little bitch, but if you can get him to shut up he would be a lot of fun.

    The only other companion you might have over looked would be Kamelion he didn’t have much screen time but he could shape shift, that’s got potential.

  4. Dorian says:

    OH come on, how could Jamie not make this list. He wore a kilt for god sakes!

    Frazier Hines grew into a very attractive man, but as Jaime he looks way too young. Same goes for Matthew Waterhouse.

    Trust me, no one “overlooks” Kamelion. We’re all trying to forget he was ever on the show.

  5. Siskoid says:

    Gee, we were sort of in sync that day, weren’t we?

  6. Peter says:

    You put Captain Jack at #2? Shame on you!

    Cap’n Jack should be #1! YAY!

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