Comments on: Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

By: RyogaM

RyogaM — Sat, 23 May 2009 18:33:10 +0000

GLORY: White Army man becomes hero by volunteering Black Army men for a suicide mission, to predictable results.

By: Meg

Meg — Fri, 22 May 2009 15:10:42 +0000

Finding Nemo: After his mother and all of his siblings are brutally murdered, a youngster is kidnapped on his first day of school.

The Incredibles: A man known for taking the law into his own hands unwittingly aids a terrorist plot.

Monsters INC: Two males harbor a fugitive, illegal alien while a third tries to capture her for his own sinister purposes.

By: Sara T

Sara T — Sun, 17 May 2009 16:59:53 +0000

The song “On My Own” from Les Miserables: Trashy would-be homewrecker sings about masturbation for five minutes.

By: Sara T

Sara T — Fri, 15 May 2009 23:56:35 +0000

Scrubs Season 8 Episodes 14 and 15: Man buys nice present for best friend, possessive needy girlfriend guilts him into taking it back by force and giving it to her.

By: FB

FB — Fri, 15 May 2009 18:15:48 +0000

I know everybody is doing this one, but:

STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN: A man’s unwillingness to apologize leads to the death of his closest friend.

By: JerrBear

JerrBear — Thu, 14 May 2009 06:48:15 +0000

FREDDY GOT FINGERED: Father and Son physically and emotionally abuse each other, other people, and animals for 90 minutes.

or…

Mentally challenged cartoonist beats paraplegic with cane then commits bestiality while father watches.

By: Roman

Roman — Wed, 13 May 2009 20:03:06 +0000

THE NEW TESTAMENT: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.

By: Roman

Roman — Wed, 13 May 2009 19:35:05 +0000

LETHAL WEAPON 2: A Communist and an Anti-Semite murder a foreign dignitary.

TERMINATOR 2: An escaped mental patient, a steroid-addled sociopath and a juvenile delinquent cause hundreds of millions of dollars worth of property damage, set scientific research back 30 years.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: Disgruntled employee murders former boss’ family and associates; blames it on God.

ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: Slovenly loner ignores rodent infestation in his apartment.

FULL METAL JACKET: Military lowers recruitment standards to allow obese, near-sighted and mentally ill individuals.

ALADDIN: Arab terrorist kidnaps head of state’s daughter.

HAMLET: Paranoid schizophrenic murders girlfriend’s father, driving her to suicide.

HELLRAISER: Eccentric puzzle enthusiast murdered by escaped mental patient.

By: Kieren

Kieren — Wed, 13 May 2009 13:48:31 +0000

Excellent.
You could add that one too :
Che: Part One and Two : asthmatic yomps in the mountains coughing his lungs out.

By: Roman

Roman — Wed, 13 May 2009 06:00:05 +0000

AMERICAN PSYCHO: Successful young socialite has an eccentric hobby.

A CLOCKWORK ORANGE: Charismatic, enthusiastic young man receives guidance from visionary scientist

THE X-FILES: Paranoid Schizophrenic corrupts diligent scientist; repeatedly interferes with national security apparatus.

HOUSE M.D.: Sociopath harasses clients, co-workers.

GOODFELLAS: Entrepreneurship pays dividends for family man.

PULP FICTION: Enterprising black man harassed by rogue cop.

RESIDENT EVIL: Scientific discovery flourishes beyond our wildest dreams, freed from the yoke of government regulation.