The Bandit versus Jack Burton. Who’d win?
Difficulty: No motor vehicles can be involved.
No vehicles? I’ve got to go with Jack Burton. While The Bandit can smirk his way through any number of difficult circumstances, he only really ever had to outsmart a redneck Texas sheriff. Jack Burton had to fight Chinese demons. Advantage: Burton.
However, if we bring motor vehicles back into the equation, I’m going to have to go with The Bandit. I can’t see Jack Burton pulling off a sweet bridge jump in a black trans-am. Advantage: Bandit.
As for love interests, I’m going to have to go with Gracie Law. A tough, intelligent woman who speaks her mind is loads better than Frog, a runaway bride who falls in love with the next guy she sees. Please. Advantage: Burton.