So, it may be hard to believe, but there’s a remote possibility that X-Men Origins: Wolverine may, in fact, not end up being the gayest film ever made that doesn’t actually star either Jason Statham or Russell Crowe.
Shocking, I know.
And it’s all because Gay America’s Favorite Puppy-Dog-Eyes Actor has a new action movie coming out that requires him to be shirtless for extended periods…
I think in the end Wolverine is going to edge out Prince of Persia in the Unintentional Homoeroticism Stakes because POP is essentially about Jake Gyllenhaal looking as cubish as possible, while X-MO:W features Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber and Ryan Reynolds in hairy, shirtless, sweaty male-bonding and subtext dripping innuendo for two hours.
Of course, were the video-game movie to feature a co-star, it might be a different story:
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For a moment I was confused as to why you were saying that Jake was looking like a cube.
Yeah I had to sound it out.
Boy, is it for real? Does he really need money that much?