That Terminator thing… when we saw the trailer for that in front of Watchmen, my wife turned to me and said “Christian Bale shouldn’t have been yelling at the camera guy. He should have yelled at his agent for getting him in that movie.”

As for Land of the Lost… well, they’ve got the raft plunging down the waterfall, the dinosaurs, and some Sleestaks, and I think that’s all most people remember (or care about) from the original.

And clicking that link for Super Capers, I noticed the main character’s name is Ed Gruberman. Points for a reference to the Frantics’ “Tae Kwon Leep,” I suppose, but not much else.

I watched Mutant Chronicles a week or two back…it was laughable (it really looked it was a “Made for Sci Fi Channel Original Movie” right down to the effects). But what actually made me a little sad is that Malcovich’s career has been reduced to bit roles in a movie like this.

“But it’s Paul Rudd. And he’s way up there on the list of actors that I will put up with a bad movie to see. So, we’ll see. Who knows, it might actually be a half-way decent film, despite Samberg.”

That sums up my feelings on this one pretty well.

hee hee

Sandberg looks like he’ll have a 5-minute role in that movie, at least.

And second the rec for REIGN OF FIRE. Also, FRAILTY, at least until the last 10-15 minutes.