“Say, Jay, what happened to Joan? Weren’t you supposed to be bringing her?”
“Well, I certainly didn’t vibrate her atoms into a wall because she threatened to tell you and Ted about my premature ejaculation problem, if that’s what you’re implying Alan.”
“What?”
“Nothing.”
“Did someone say ejaculation?”
“Not now, Ted.”
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