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Dec 15 2008

Clark Kent: Poor Little Alien Boy

Posted by Dorian in DC, go cry about it, vintage

“*sob* They just didn’t know…how much it hurt…to be Superboy, Bruce.”
“What, am I your therapist now, Clark?”
“I’m sorry, Bruce, I just thought, you know, seeing your parents gunned down in front of you might make you more sensitive to the pain of child-hood.”

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