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Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Political Comics I'd Like To Read
"I'm sorry Kara, but according to the Techno-Priests of Rao, Kryptonian life begins 0.000287828 seconds after conception. If it makes you feel any better, we can put the baby in a rocket and send it into space after it's born."
"And I know, from personal experience, that children who aren't raised by a mother and a father grow up with deep emotional problems. That's why the Wayne Foundation is proud to donate $5,000,00 dollars to outlaw gay adoption in this state." "But Mr. Wayne, you yourself have adopted a number of teenage boys. Who all look remarkably simi-" "This interview is over!"
"I'm surprised, Mr. Osborn, that a successful businessman such as yourself doesn't see how it's vital that the nation return to the gold standard for it's currency." "You know I'm banging your girl-friend while you're at your 'Paul in 08' meetings, right Parker? You think maybe there's a connection there you're not seeing?"
"Whazzat? How did Stark Industries get awarded a no-bid reconshtruchtion contract in Iraq or Iran or where ever it is? Chertainly not by getting the President druhnk."
"What makes you believe you have sufficent foreign policy experience to be Vice-President Ms. Prince?" "I can see Cuba from Themyscira."
"But, why do we have to move to San Francisco, Professor? Won't FEMA rebuild the mansion after this latest Shi'Ar attack?" "I'm sorry, Scott, but George Bush doesn't care about mutants."
"Doctor Blake...I'm a little confused. You say you want our school district to adopt geology textbooks that claim that earthquakes are 'the shaking of the Midgard serpent'?" "Ja. I vøuld like før yøu tø teach der cøntrøversy."