To get you through the long weekend:

In order for this gag to work, Betty must have been the recent victim of a serious head injury. How else to explain her reasoning that middle-class, suburban Archie would have meant the sport of fencing?

Archie and Reggie are playing ball inside the Lodge mansion. If you can guess how this story ends, congratulations, you can write Archie comics professionally.

Reggie is a strict Darwinist. This probably explains why he’s a date rapist.

Archie may be a furry, but no matter how you bend the terminology, he is definitely a twink, not a bear.






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