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Thursday, August 02, 2007
Mystery of the Black Cat
Our story opens with the young movers and shakers of Washington D.C. sitting around in a living room and telling ghost stories. And not in the midst of a drug and drink fueled orgy, as I gather real-life young movers and shakers of Washington D.C. get up nowadays.
Just then! A mysterious noise is heard outside...
And so they immediately leap to the conclusion that a common housecat was able to kill a grown man...maybe I was too quick to dimiss the "drug and drink" theory...
He's not looking at her eyes... I feel this would also be an opportune moment to point out that Phantom Lady's...endowment...is nothing spectacular, and is actually quite modest, given the number of people who think the only thing the character has going for her is cleavage.
And...that's an unfortunately drawn close-up.
Sandra's friends aren't very perceptive. Please note this, it will be important later.
After changing into her Phantom Lady costume, we get the least dramatic dramatic reveal ever:
Followed by an awkwardly drawn chase scene:
Which brings us to...something we can't see because the artist went crazy spotting blacks.
"They only place they could possibly have gone...is through that door the artist didn't bother to draw but we're about to walk through!"
"I has a burly ruffian!"
"I has a Phantom Lady...is not so great, actually."
Oh, yes...that makes perfect sense...
So...the Knight family has Fifth Columnists and cats in their basement, and they were none the wiser all this time...Well, my faith in politics is restored...
I think only Alfred has a more sinister wink... So, let's review something...Phantom Lady wears no mask. She just had an adventure that took place in the home of Sandra Knight, with Sandra Knight's friends and Sandra Knight's fiancee...Yeah, I guess her outfit really does work to distract people...Either that or her friends are idiots.