I just simply can’t decide what to post this week, so I’m leaving it up to all of you. Your options are a discussion of a vintage Phantom Lady story, or a list, with explanations, of what I am not buying this week, comics-wise. Because that Phantom Lady story? Nutty. And everybody does lists of what they are buying.
So, remember the other day, when I mentioned that, ironically, it’s the explicitly Christian Archie comics that come the closest to actually discussing, you know…S E X.
Here ‘ya go:
Whoa-hoa! A naughty double-intender! Mr. Lodge’s misunderstanding of the “it” to which Veronica refers will be humorous.
Steadfastly holding to a preconceived opinion, despite repeated attempts to inform him that he’s wrong? Yep, Mr. Lodge is a Republican.
Betty brings us a parable about love and sex:
Two things occur to me. One, Reggie is clearly a date-rapist of some kind. And yet, the kids still put up with him. And two, that orange is a dirty, dirty slut.
Also, please note, that in all these stories, sex is exclusively something men pressure women into doing. The idea of a woman being a sexual being herself is not permitted in these stories.
Given that this is also the story in which Betty makes a plea for loving and standing by your man, even defending him, no matter how badly he takes advantage of you or is in the wrong, that shouldn’t be too surprising.
So, the worst thing that happened to Veronica today is that someone tried to sell her pot? Yep, she’s a Republican.
Man, if she freaks out this badly over people smoking pot in high school, she’s going to have an aneurysm when she gets to college. Assuming, of course, that Mr. Lodge doesn’t marry her off to a nice Christian boy right after graduation.
I prefer to think of him as a floor wax.
Betty said a swear!
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