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Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Superman's A Lousy Date
Somehow that poor schlub Clark Kent gets Lois to agree to go on a date with him to the movies. Unfortunately, he lets Lois pick the film, and she decides she wants to see one of those new Superman cartoons.
I bet you can see where this is heading, can't you? Yes, somehow, the makers of the Superman cartoons have deduced details of Superman's life that have eluded all of Superman's enemies and Lois.
Suffice to say, Clark spends a good deal of his time in the theater trying to distract Lois from seeing anything in the film that would clue her in to his identity. Since the film openly states that Clark is really Superman, this could prove to be tricky...
Yes, violent outbursts are what I always call "fast thinking." Lois manages to enjoy herself anyway, despite Clark's blatant passive aggressive displays.
"Dammit woman! I can't take you anywhere!"
Clark continues to be a jerk...
You know, despite Clark's churlish behavior, Lois is actually acting like a decent human being for once. Oh sure, she's short with him, but who could blame her?
Ah, there's the horrible, emasculating Lois we've all come to love!
Yes, way to go Clark. Mission accomplished! You've once again managed to trick the only woman who will give you the time of day with your childish mind games!
Meanwhile, everyone else in the theater now knows that Clark is Superman...