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Thursday, April 07, 2005
March Search Terms
I woke up this morning with a bad cold, so I don't have the energy to do anything other than an easy post like this.
jake shears nude jake shears naked I'm glad that something finally unseated t****b**** as my top search term. I'm not entirely convinced that this is better.
john schneider nude Okay, I'm not sure if this person is entertaining Pa Kent fantasies or Bo Duke fantasies.
vintage beefcake vintage physique Whenever I post on these topics my bandwidth usage jumps dramatically.
northstar killed by wolverine Yep. In at least two different alternate time-lines.
dirty comics blog I'll have you know I clean it daily.
teen titans yaoi Okay, that's actually kinda creepy.
nazi robots There's a whole storyline devoted to them in City of Heroes.
things that annoy me When weird search terms show up in my site logs.
sexy comic Brian Regan is quite good looking.
most expensive comic This is a question that, when I get it at work, annoys me out of proportion to the actual obnoxiousness of the question. There's not ever the slightest hint of condescension to it...
emma frost porn Well, Greg Horn did do the covers...
naked male I'm not quite sure I'm ready to take the site in that direction yet.
she-ra porn wonder woman porn Okay, I'm starting to see a trend here.
betty and veronica naked Yep, definitely starting to see a trend.
prism and light based powers and dc comics I think this is the probably the most exact search term on a subject I've never talked about.
it's like someone said I want a gay tattoo no gayer The hell. My tattoo isn't the slightest bit gay, I'll have you know. (Okay, maybe it's a little bit gay...I should let the people decide.)
jsa and fan film Hmmm. Not any that I know of, but now I'm all intrigued.
x-man started as a villain About half of them. And yet they still make noise about "not trusting" Emma.
gayest comic Hmmm...can't really answer this one without being libelous...I would say Ant, but then he's not funny.
phil ochs gay I really don't think so.
explanation of someone always making references to comic books They're a comic book fan? Or, more specifically, they're a boring comic book fan who doesn't realize they're boring and mistakes polite disinterest for "tell me more, I find this all fascinating."
frat misogyny Nope. Too easy.
cartoon constantine is based on Ooooh. That's gonna piss someone off.
mark millar rape Nope. Too easy.
aliens vs predators the real theory Uhm...a studio mistakenly thought it would make big money?
morality in vigilantism While that would make an interesting in-depth post, I sort of doubt it's one I would have the patience to write.
nude male physique models for hire That's what CraigsList is for, isn't it?
spiderman has made you gay Now that they've given him organic web-shooters, I'm sure this is only a six-issue long storyline away. "What strange new power has ol' Web-Head got now, True Believers?"
victorian metaphor They were big into sex and death, not in an exciting late-night cable sort of way, but in a very dull, your grandmother's Agatha Christie novels sort of way.
gay hulk "Hulk Suck!"
sgt frog porn NO! NONONONONO!
livejournal hate anne rice Given the number of fourteen year old goth girls on LJ, I doubt it.
trending sales in comics Sales are up overall, but down on individual titles, and the Big Two's Big Event comics are actually driving sales up on those titles associated with the events.
hitchhiker's guide cliff notes The books only, what, 200 pages? And you want a cheating guide to it?
green goblin yaoi Okay, this might be hard to top for disturbing search term of the month.
green lantern popularity gay men Not that I've noticed. In fact, gay men seem to gravitate towards the X-Men and Legion titles, in my experience.
zombie movies post apocalyptic analysis of themes Consumerism=bad.
alien versus predator having sex And that Green Goblin thing is already topped.
pictures of people having conversations Any super-hero "action" book written by Brian Bendis.
creepy monkey Beppo. I mean, come on, a flying monkey with x-ray vision...that's just weird, man.
let me read comics No, you're not allowed.
spider-man power pack psa I'm actually trying to find a copy of this one. It's the one where Peter's adolescent experimentation with another boy is presented as child abuse, because, you know, being gay is wrong and bad, so clearly Peter was abused and not a willing participant.
postmodern mystery Maybe you could make a case for Arturo Perez-Reverte, but that's all that comes to mind right now.
erotic stories of wolverine from x-men "Oh, it feels so good when you put that in there!" "I'm the best there is at what I do, bub."
comics about complaining Why I don't read autobiographical comics, in a nut-shell.
mallard fillmore progressive Oh, man, you just know that someone out there is pissed off because he thinks that strip is "too liberal."
stuff like that Frankly, I'm amazed you got any kind of results with a search term like that.
doctor who peri naked Oh, dear God, NO! (Katy Manning on the other hand...I do have those pics around somewhere.)
real good pictures of a girl slapping a boy but in cartoons Hey man, whatever turns you on...(Freak).
are punks postmodern Not anymore, no. Now they're just being unintentionally funny.
rumiko takahashi's phone number I really have no idea how to respond to that one.
is the sex scene in the film wendigo real or fake Probably fake. I know, it's hard to believe.
what is the mythological criticism of the black cat? Man...I woudn't mind reading an article about that myself.
convincing parents Of what, exactly?
postmodern comedy movies Hmm...I might actually want to think about that one for awhile.
comic stores in manhattan that sell sonic the hedgehog comics in manhattan No comment, I just want to put it up there for some reason.
is the word catfight offensive to women? Probably.
what should i wear to glaad media awards It's formal, so wear a tux if you're a man, a black gown if you're a woman.
monkey and dog first living things on the moon Nope. Nothing lives on the moon.
gay monkey image Now I'm curious too.
this movie character is the only one to be named in both the top 50 list of villains and heroes by the air Man...it's like bar trivia night in my blog. I have no idea.
postmodern homosexual gothic I think I have a new catch-phrase. Now to find a context for it.
monkeys and dogs and horses that are doing funny things i do not much enjoy seeing dancing gorillas These people should meet.
galactus porn gay Wow...that's even better than the Wolverine one...
comics blog by a real jerk Thank you, it's nice to be recognized and appreciated.