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Saturday, January 01, 2005
How You Got Here
postmodern barney Finally unseating nanny dickering from the number one search spot is a term that actually makes sense for the purpose of brining people here. I'm somewhat surprised.
lingham massage Still showing up with some frequency. I wonder how many people doing that search are confused when they get to my site?
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hsearch I have no idea what this is...
lucy jackson bbc Scroll down a bit on this page and you should find what you're looking for. How a search on a BBC newsreader brought you here, I have no idea.
children comics ranma I'd only shelve it in the kid's section of the store if I was feeling like being a trouble-maker. We get complaints about the content of the manga specifically intended for children as it is.
green lantern rings set Is there nothing Green Lantern fans won't buy? Power ring replicas, power battery props, Hal Jordan was possessed by an evil supernatural entity from before time and is thus not responsible for his actions...
disney characters out-of-costume Sounds like an exploitive documentary on Cinemax..."Tonight, find out what Mikey and Pluto do when the over-size heads come off!"
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spandex fetishist Well, I do read more super-hero books than I probably should...
background movie elektra A character whose raison d'etre was to be killed proved to be popular and so she kept getting brought back, even though she's not a terribly interesting character when removed from her original context. At some point, film producers get it into their heads that turning comic books into movies is a sure fire way to make lots of money and Marvel goes ape-shit optioning off as many of their characters as possible for films. So now we have a film coming out that will largely amount to two hours of Jennifer Garner trying to keep from giggling while she recites ridiculously over-wrought and senseless dialogue.
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dc golden age sandman archive review My goal for the new year is to get reviews done in a more timely manner, so it's coming, I promise.
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phil ochs straczynski I like Phil Ochs a lot. Probably one of my favorite singers and songwriters. Straczynski's work I find fairly uneven. Occasionally it's good, but mostly it does nothing for me. Why, does he quote from Phil in something?
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